Sarcastic quotes and sayings

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:36 pm

"The challenge of being a manager is to get the best out of everybody, not just the few who are clones of yourself."

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:46 pm

"Itâ€™s a rare person who wants to hear what he doesn't want to hear."
â€” Dick Cavett

I've seen this at meetings. "Let's move on!" I say let's listen to what has to be said. Everyone has an opinion that deserves to be listened.

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Fri Sep 09, 2011 10:57 pm

Without feelings of respect, what is there to distinguish men from beasts?
-Confucius

It is usually the lack of respect that turns a person into a beast.
-Pi-Hsuan

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:56 am

You're so vain... (You probably think this song is about you)"
--------------------------------------------------------- Carly Simon

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:29 am

â€œTheir blindness and arrogance are as solid as an iron mountainâ€�
-Martin Luther King

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:40 am

Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain.
-Friedrich Schiller

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:42 am

"... here's this place full of desperate and sad people who take their only pleasure from destroying others for the purposes of their own self-aggrandizement..."
----------------------------------------------------- Heather Donahue

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:43 am

and you keep writing as if you are not among the rest of us.

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 9:48 am

You can't argue with a sick mind, you're so vain....come on Jim.

Can't we all just get along?
-Rodney King

Jim · Post by **Jim** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 10:06 am

Condescension is the favorite tool of the arrogant.
--------------------------------------------------------- Me

phkao · Post by **phkao** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 11:31 am

When it comes to progress, I can only speak of what I know and promise only what I can do. Anything more is a waste of time.
-Pi-Hsuan

TomS · Post by **TomS** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 4:37 pm

Happy happy, joy joy!
-Ren(or was it Stimpy?)

noack · Post by **noack** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 5:45 pm

In matters of marrige:

One can be happy

One can be right

One cant be both

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:02 pm

"If it bleeds, we can kill it."

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Sat Sep 10, 2011 6:12 pm

"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, 'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.' And he says, 'Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
- CARL SPACKLER

JBBenson · Post by **JBBenson** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 8:01 pm

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Sun Sep 11, 2011 11:25 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=svSGKJFSl-8

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Mon Sep 12, 2011 10:44 pm

"The future sucks. Change it."
"I'm pretty cool Beavis, but I cannot change the future."
- Beavis & Butthead

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 1:15 pm

If you are looking for answers...Beware!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_aVuS7cOIQ

Busto · Post by **Busto** » Wed Sep 14, 2011 6:46 pm

"Dammit Butthead why do you have to tear down everything good in my life!"
"'Cos your life sucks Beavis."
- Beavis and Butthead