PORTAPOTTYS

Rome Dodson · Post by **Rome Dodson** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 9:01 am

NOW THAT BOTH OUTHOUSES HAVE URINALS, WE (THE MALE PILOTS) NEVER EVER LEAVE THE SEAT UP. THE VERY LEAST YOU (THE FEMALE PILOTS CAN DO IS LEAVE THE LID DOWN!!!!M. K, P. A. (MALE KAGEL PILOTS ASSN.)

TomS · Post by **TomS** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:26 pm

JD · Post by JD » Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:33 pm

TomS wrote:WTF?

He fell in and we had to call for the jaws of life to pluck him out! LOL

TomS · Post by **TomS** » Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:27 pm

Thanks. I knew that there had to be a simple explanation.
Now if you can explain how a supposedly dead bullseye gopher can still post from the other side. Much harder than the port o san question, I admit. I miss its take on humanity.

JD · Post by JD » Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm

TomS wrote:.........Now if you can explain how a supposedly dead bullseye gopher can still post from the other side..........

That's easy. He channels himself through an unsuspecting sentient being. We're not sure who it is but if anyone forum members have been losing time lately, I'd check my browser history or cookies for unauthorized activities or log-ins.

jcflies · Post by **jcflies** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:19 am

dear dead eye,

you are, quite simply, full of sh**, so you probably ARE there to check each portapotty after each use to verify that the 3 women pilots in the l/z with any regularity are, in fact, the people who leave the lid up!

i fear for your sanity o wizened one; your argument lacks logic. men leave the seat down; therefore women aren't closing the lid. ????????? wtf? how does it follow? it's like saying, "if a, then 6324 while purchasing oranges."

Bull's Eye Gopher · Post by **Bull's Eye Gopher** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:27 pm

Me speak thru dee old one, Romulus. Is easier when dee mind is weak to fill in dee spirit.

OSCAR · Post by **OSCAR** » Wed Jul 08, 2009 10:30 pm

Bull's Eye Gopher wrote:Me speak thru dee old one, Romulus. Is easier when dee mind is weak to fill in dee spirit.

jimshaw · Post by **jimshaw** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:52 pm

To All -

It is much easier to rag on someone than (then?) to hold one's tongue. It is much easier to make fun of someone than to have tolerance. It is much easier to jump on the conventional bandwagon with all the others than to listen to and understand the unconventional. Who among us does not have a few warts? Who among us will not add a few more in the coming years?

I believe it was someone I almost always hold in very high regard who recently made a cheap shot about Rome's already paid for, life long membership. If I were around back then, and with any foresight at all, I would have capitalized on that opportunity as I bet all of you reading this would have as well. Correct me if I am mistaken?

Look everyone, do you know how you are going to act, physically and mentally, when you are around 80, if you are around at all? Maybe Alzheimer's (or our own unconventionalism at that time) will make some of us a greater fool?

I, for one, hope to make it as far as Rome has, faults and all!

Give Rome a break. If not for the respect of your elders, for your own self respect.

Rock on Rome. I love you man!

TomS · Post by **TomS** » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:08 pm

Lighten up. Nobody's taking serious shots at rome in this thread.
Who really gives a s**t about the position of a toilet seat in a portopotty?
If you do have a mishap it's your own fault, sort of like launching without doing a hang check.

jcflies · Post by **jcflies** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 8:00 am

i luv ya rome, but i know you were just trying to "stir some sh**" with that post. and the logic IS skewed. it would only make sense if ALL men EVER did in there was use the urinals. you are far too intelligent and sharp to make such a ridiculous argument. plus, jokester that you are, i think you were just pitching to see if anyone could knock it out of the ballpark, so to speak... what do you call 'em? oh yeah, "zingers!" LOL

p.s. old is not a badge of honor. but old, funny, and still hang gliding IS!

JD · Post by JD » Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:16 am

jimshaw wrote:To All -

It is much easier to rag on someone than (then?) to hold one's tongue..................

Ya know, I started reading this and found myself singing it to the following tune:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIx57ATBgZg[/youtube]

jdevorak · Post by **jdevorak** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:10 am

You know, I bet you did the dance too! Are you going to post the vidio? The preceeding is just a re-direction away from Rome.

max · Post by **max** » Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:35 pm

Rome I found some vidio tape of you when you were younger and still fit into the Porto potty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjGd1C6E4ys
or maybe we should put time limits on Rome how long he can stay in the Porto potty like the Japanese do. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBuGxvrk100
I'm open for suggestion

JD · Post by JD » Fri Jul 10, 2009 2:58 pm

max wrote:..........I'm open for suggestion

I suggest that we forget about the new gazebo and put our funds into some of those Japanese elevator-potties so we can keep our eyes on the wind sock at launch when needed. Say, wasn't there a scene near the beginning Slumdog Millionaire where someone had left the seat up and a little boy nearly drowned in it?

Rome Dodson · Post by **Rome Dodson** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:22 pm

THAT SONG WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS WALKING INTO THE PP. AND FINDING THE LID UP!!!!ROME

Rome Dodson · Post by **Rome Dodson** » Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:23 pm

THAT SONG WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS WALKING INTO THE PP. AND FINDING THE LID UP!!!!ROME

Bull's Eye Gopher · Post by **Bull's Eye Gopher** » Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:47 pm

Me thinks dat Romulus is a havin a memory problem since he no remember he already posted what he say again.

Sylmar Hang Gliding Association

PORTAPOTTYS

PORTAPOTTYS

Ya know, I started reading this and found myself singing it

portapotty song

portapotty song