Imagine going to the grocery store only once every 6 months. Imagine paying less than a dollar per meal. Imagine never washing dishes, chopping vegetables or setting the table ever again. It sounds pretty good, doesn't it?
A diet of pelletized, nutritionally complete food like puppies and monkeys. Human chow: "a complete and balanced diet for the nutrition of primates, including the great apes."
And just think, you can keep your svelte figure, too, using the "diet" version of the chow the gentleape is hawking to his audience. Must taste great, judging from the satisfied expression.
(WARNING: Symptoms of prolonged use may include excessive knuckle hair, bouts of morning howling, flinging feces at passersby and chest beating in the presence of females. Ask your doctor about untoward reactions when combined with Sildenafil Citrate; seek immediate medical attention if any of these or other unusual conditions persist for more than four hours.)
I actually have a friend who has monkeys and survived on the Purina Monkey Chow version and stayed very healthy! It is a complete diet after all! Just grab a handful, soak in a little water (they are very hard) and munch away! YUM!
