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Vasopressin/Antidiuretic hormone is a neurohypophysial hormone responsible for increasing water absorption in the collecting ducts of the kidney nephron. Alcohol turns off the production of the hormone, which increases the amount of times you have to take a piss. It is said for every martini you drink, you will piss four times the volume of the martini.


So drink plenty of water.

Or watered down beer.
BTW, Bud Light Platinum is not watered down


I wonder what is the effect of the cranberry, maybe a study is needed.

Beer Lore
First. At the international beer convention the CEO’s of some big beer companies decided to go out after the day’s meetings to get a beer.
The Budweiser honcho says to the server, “I’ll have a refreshing Bud Light.�
The Coors dude says, “I want the light made with pure Rocky Mountain water. Let me have a Coors Light.
The Miller man say s, “I want the champagne of bottled beers that tastes great and is less filling. Give me a Miller Light Draft, please.�
The Guinness president says, “Oh, I guess I’ll have a Diet Coke.�
“What’s with you,� the other three ask.
“Well, when you guys didn’t order beer, I thought I’d go along with the crowd. “

Secondly,
Why is drinking Coors Light like making love in a canoe?
Because they’re both f*cking close to water.

Larger drogue chute allows for smaller landing fields. Also helps with constipation.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... tfQ#t=467s
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