Cross posted on ushawks.org:

BobK and I communicate by carrier pigeon and then we eat the pigeons using organic spices obtained from amazon that way no government agency can trace our communication even by Vulcan mindmeld since the pigeons do not survive. The Government did uncover our communication scheme because we obtained our spices from the same amazon vendor.
https://www.amazon.com/Spice-Hunter-Pou … M11TG?th=1